satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
Imagine if you were just some random person in the...
the-empty-hearse-of-holmes: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ Well I guess...
Great tumblr mysteries
i-dobelieveincommas: The name of the Doctor What happened in Budapest How Sherlock survived Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
Every episode of TNG
crew: oh no, captain, thing
picard: tell me about thing
geordi, data, and troi: this is what we know about thing
picard: number one, fix thing
riker: i don't know if i can fix thing
wesley: can i help with thing?
picard: oh look, thing fixed. good job, number one
riker: actually it was wesley
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
fizzyginger: fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point I don’t know why this post is suddenly back, but if it hits 100k I’m buying myself a milkshake.
harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found...
They didn't cover this story in the Harry Potter...
thiasthedark: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
myrealityisfictional: broadway-is-my-home: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. are you satan
all-hail-the-moffinator: sackville-baggins: sackville-baggins: Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die He died. I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.